I never knew how many different brands sold refrigerated hummus and pesto until I was made to unload the boxes from the loading dock at Whole Foods Market. When I began working there in January of 2021, the amount of salsa verde people went through in the dead of winter was shocking—though maybe not as shocking as the existence of brownie flavored dessert hummus.
But unpacking boxes of dip was only part of my job; customer service was the priority.
One Saturday morning in January, the store’s doors were unlocked just as the nor’easter forecasted to hit suburban New Jersey was beginning. I watched through the window as customers spilled in from their idling Suburus and Priuses. The tops of reusable bags streamed from the pockets of their overstuffed LL Bean puffer coats as they walked briskly across the lot. The automatic doors opened as they filed in, stomping their snow-dusted Hunter boots into puddles at the entrance before moving in to commence their shopping. Despite the seemingly unique chaos, I had seen this scene dozens of times before.
Watching the customers shuffle in, I was slowly stacking the plastic disks of dip into cold shelves when a snow-chilled finger cut through my thoughts. Touching my shoulder, a middle-aged woman looked down at her shopping list, then back up at me before telling me which brand of tzatziki she needed. I surveyed the woman; shorter than me, she waited with her chin slightly tilted upward, but she avoided my eyes when I tried to catch hers. I realized that she was not looking up at me, but over me. I pointed to the brand she had wanted with a forced smile under my mask, which I hoped would translate with my eyes alone.
“No, dear. Put it in my cart.”
I laughed bitterly to myself.
As I would learn that Saturday, satisfying the whims of such customers was a key aspect of my new job. Some would ask me to explain the difference between heavy cream and buttermilk, while others wanted me to read the entirety of cookie labels aloud to determine if they were gluten-free. Having worked in various jobs across the food industry for nearly a decade, I knew the average American consumer would not be familiar with the process with which saba vinegar is made, or what ingredients are in furikake, so I had grown accustomed to the constant questions.